What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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What do you call herpes on a scarecrow?

A corn on the cob

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

denim denim denim!

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.