What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Jean Jokes More Jean Jokes

What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.