Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.