Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

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How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

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Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*