Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress