50 shades of grey's anatomy
My car can hit 50.
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
I still find you dashing"
A jet propelled elephant !
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
Graysonatomy.