How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

Why are men afraid of the world?

They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.

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Why is there a flap on the back of the Navy uniform?

So the Marine have something to hold on to.

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...