Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !