Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.