Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!