Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Why did the dog feel insecure in her bathing suit?

She was a little husky.

Why are you driving in a bathing suit?

Motorist: I'm in a car pool.