How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

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What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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Why did so many people show up to see the cannibal get cremated?

His family advertised it as a barbecue.

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.