Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why was the chicken happy?

A: Everything was eggcellent.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What road do crazy people take?

The Pyscho**path**

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

What do you get when you cross Hilter, the Terminator, and Cthulhu?

Don't stick around to find out!