Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything