Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

What score did Lenin get on his exam paper?

Full Marx

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

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Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)