What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Filipino Jokes More Filipino Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

How many Filipinos can you fit on a jeepney?

One more.