Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!