Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call dangerous precipitation?

A rain of terror

Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson