Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How many tries does it take to get to the front page?

A LOT.

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

offensive) You should try blind dating.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being a vegan crossfitter who went to Harvard?

Figuring out what to tell you about first.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Beta Fish Jokes More Beta Fish Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish