What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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What does Samuel Jackson say when he is mugging you?

What's in your wallet?

What do you call an Asian getting mugged?

Black and Yellow

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.