What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. We are efficient and don't like humour.

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What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What does he order?

Ein stein

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

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Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.