Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long