Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.