Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.