Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!