Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

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How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.