Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Composer Jokes More Composer Jokes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.