What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.

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When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ?

Bach to work!

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz