What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

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What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

What happens when a lawyer dies??

Who cares!

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What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel! ..... I am so sorry