Why did the computer need Viagra?

Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk.

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What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child?

The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy