How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

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Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots