Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

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How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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Why did the console peasant cross the street?

To render the building on the other side!

Who let the boys out?

Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out ! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going..