How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap "

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.