Why did the console peasants walk across the road?

To render the building on the other side.

Previous Random Joke Next

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car