What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?

Santa Jaws !

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

A: They stop delivering.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car