What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Tesla Jokes More Tesla Jokes

What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.