What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

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What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.