Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.