His mum had been a wafer too long.
asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
They are both ginger nuts !
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Because it's mom was a wafer so long.
