How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

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How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

Why was George Washington buried on Mount Vernon?

Because he was dead!

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.