He was feeling a little crummy.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
It makes them feel popular.
I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.
Because it only ate vegetables.
A Ducktor.
He had no more pane
Because it was crumby.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
