Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

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What do you call 5 black guys around 1 white guy?

A family friend paying a visit.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

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What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of?

One byte

What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )