Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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A roamin' Catholic.

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Because he ate too much of them.

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Comatoast

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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A no-brainer.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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the coma ward.