Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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A roamin' Catholic.

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There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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He ate a 10 year old wiener.

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A turn-up

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A radish

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.