Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

Why are you on /r/Jokes?

What arrr ya buncha pirates or sumthin?

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!