Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

Whose Line is it Anway and /r/jokes?

On Whose Line is it Anyway, is made up.

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Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.