Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What do you call a crappy joke on /r/Jokes?

sub-standard.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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Why is it called a funny bone?

Because its humerus!

Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.