What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age?

Sum-Young Ho

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.