What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why did Mike Dukakis lose the 1998 Presidential election?

He TANKED his campaign!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

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What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?

I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet