What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted. :3

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do old people smell like?

Depends

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

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What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids ! !

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)