Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What does a Fire cracker and a duck have in common?

They both Quackle!

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!