Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.