What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray