Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.