Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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What did the police say to the hot dog?

You are under arrest.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

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Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.