Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people