What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.

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Nokia Jokes More Nokia Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What do you have if you don't have a Kia?

A Nokia.