Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.