Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it :)