Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.