Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

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Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.