What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

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What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.