Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.