Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What do you call a teeth specialist who writes books?

An author-dontist Wahey!