Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A tyrano-snore-us rex.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!