How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Why did the dog cross the road?

A: Because it was the chickens day off.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the console gamer cross the street?

To render the other side.