Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

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What did the old zombie dog say when she got a birthday bone?

My hip!*

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.