Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

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Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.