Why did the flower fall over?

It was a little daisy

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Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.