Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

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Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

Belgium Jokes More Belgium Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Promiscuous Girl Jokes More Promiscuous Girl Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?

A tater thot